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I fancied you until I saw you yawn
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Genres: Poetry, Humour, Creative Non-Fiction. Format: Multiple. Views: This Week 1157, Total 1669.
Here I stand at the cash machine
And behind me forms a queue.
They wait for me to take my turn,
But there's nothing I can do.
I have no pin.
I have no card.
I haven't any money.
I don't even have a bank account,
I just stand here as it's funny.
A collection of short, dark and spectacularly funny poetry that explores an alternative view of modern life. From using the cash machine, to sitting on the loo, "I fancied you until I saw you yawn" will take you on a journey you'll never forget. Brace yourself for the ride of your life!
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